There is this thing call NaBloPoMo (for those of y’all that know about this, bear with me. My mom reads this and she’s not all into the interwebs like some of us are.), which is short for “National Blog Posting Month” wherein one must post something every day. This is especially useful for those of us who sometime forget, like for weeks at a time, that they actually have a blog. Whoopsie!
So for the last, I don’t know, like two years or something, I’ve been a little remiss in my blog posting thing. (Don’t worry. This isn’t one of those posts where I’m going to be all: “you guuuuysss, I’m so sorry! I’ve been busy and there has been work and stuff but I promise I’ll get to posting soon, love ya! Thanx 4 the support!” I hope you’ve all realized that when I say that it is utter bullshit. If I was a man beating his girlfriend I would say: “Baby, I’m going to keep on hitting you in the face. I’m not going to change. But you’ll stay with me because I’m rich and the sex is good.” Except that I am not rich. And the sex isn’t there.) (ahhh…it feels good to have another tangent enclosed in parentheses!)
So, like three months ago I though to myself. Hey! I know! I’ll participate in NaBloPoMo when it rolls around again! That’ll kick my ass in gear! And do you know what I realized today as I was scanning my google reader? (Which I just got to under 1000 news posts for the first time in ages! Hurrah!) That November is NaBloPoMo. Why, that is THIS month! Whoopsie again!
So, in honor of the forgotten NaBloPoMo, I present you with a post. A brief and pointless one, which is a huge digression from my typical EPIC and pointless ones! For me, I feel like this is a pretty damn impressive accomplishment.