!!

Oh my god,  y’all!  I’m back!

So, it’s probably just a good idea to pretend that those last few months where I haven’t written a goddamn word were actually full of witty repartee and fabulous jokes.  We’ll all be better off that way.

So let’s just get all this yadda yadda shit out of the way, alright?

I still live in Massachusetts.  I moved to Plymouth in February and it is practically dripping with pilgrims.  In fact, I actually live with two honest-to-god pilgrims.   No really.  They work at Plymouth Plantation.  How ridiculously cool is that?

I’m still working for my giant non-profit and it still pays the bills and I don’t hate it very much.

And this past weekend I went to Washington DC where I held a meteorite worth 1 million dollars that fell in Egypt in the 1910 and, I quote here, “Burned a dog to ashes in mere seconds.”  Also I held another meteorite that is 4.5 BILLION years old and is literally the oldest thing on the planet.  I’m pretty sure that makes me the coolest person that you know.

Jealous?

And because I’ve sorta forgotten how to be funny in writing here’s a link to the best thing I’ve found on the innernets in ages:  Texts from last night.   You probably shouldn’t read this at work, because it made tears stream down my face and I tee-teed in my pants a little bit.  On several occasions.

Are people still even reading this site?   You should comment and let me know if I should try to revive it.

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12 responses to this post.

  1. i feel a bit like a stalker, but my page told me you’d updated and i was rather excited. so yes, keep this thing going!

    if only to post hilarious websites like texts from last night. oh my sweet jesus, those are hilarious!

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  2. Posted by Kristen on May 20, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Plymouth? There are big non profits in Plymouth? You should friend Texts from last night on FB. It’s frickin ridonculous. What’s the social life like with pilgrim friends way down there?

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  3. I read it!

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  4. Posted by Ezra on May 20, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    1. I’ll read it anytime it shows up on my email/feed program.

    2. I was gonna say certain politicians were older than the meteorite, but I didn’t want to go there. yet.

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  5. Yep, I always loved your posts. And the historic Plymouth angle would be totally cool. Come back!!!

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  6. Posted by Jennifer Walker on May 22, 2009 at 8:19 am

    Yipeee!, she’s back.
    I have the most hideous farmers tan, including a sock tan line. We are over 120 nests! The peak of nesting is this weekend- and next week. Wish me luck.

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  7. I’m Spartac……er, I read Tayloropolis! Nice to see you posting again!

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  8. You underestimate the extent to which boredom at work will drive a person to randomly check websites to see if they’re updating again. Between that and actually getting work done which do you think wins out?

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  9. Posted by Heather on May 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Come back taylor!

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  10. Posted by Kelly Branch on May 23, 2009 at 8:50 am

    Welcome Back!!

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  11. Posted by Sandie McCall on May 23, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    YEA!!!! I REALLY missed you!!!

    P.S. Goats are fine!!

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  12. Glad you are back!

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