Haven’t you been wondering what ridiculous name Sarah Palin would have given you if she was your mom?
Well, now you can find out! Hot Damn!
I’m sorry to say mom and dad, that my name of Taylor just simply isn’t small-town enough. You named me something pretentious and liberal that followed your San Francisco Values and not the small-town values of America. I guess you coulnd’t help it, since you chose to raise me in the bustling metropolis of Waverly, that has the staggering population of 180 people. Mom, Dad: why do you hate America?
So, on that vein, I’ve decided to throw off the yoke of your communo-facist name and adopt my God-Given Sarah Palin approved name. A name of AMERICA.
Ladies and Gentlemen, you can henforce call me:
GEESE WHALEBONE PALIN
So much better than Taylor Autumn. And I think Geeseopolis has a nice ring (honk?) to it, don’t you?
Seriously, this is funny. Go get ya a name!
And you MUST read the comments…that’s the best part.