I have a wonderful, happy, exciting announcement! This really only applies to those of y’all who went to high school and/or college with me, so feel free to ignore otherwise.
Y’all know Leslie, right? Leslie of the cute hair and the funny quotes and the so pretty she should be mean and vicious but is actually the nicest, kindest, most thoughtful charming person ever? Well, Leslie is having a baby! In December! A boy! Post your congrats to her here, if you’d like, and I’ll make sure she gets them.
Here’s hoping that kid doesn’t get her spectacular boobs!