Oh dear God. Something very scary and alarming is happening. This may actually be signaling the Apocalypse. Y’all better start praying or sacrificing goats or whatever it is that you need to do, because retribution is coming.
That’s right. Newt Gingrich is actually starting to make sense. (I know! It shivers me to the core!)
In a recent speech to some college students:
“None of you should believe we are winning this war. There is no evidence that we are winning this war,” the ex-Georgian told a group of about 300 students attending a conference for collegiate conservatives.
Oh yes. And how about this gem:
“We have got to get past this partisan baloney, where I’m not allowed to say anything good about Hillary Clinton because ‘I’m not a loyal Republican,’ and she’s not allowed to say anything good about me, or she’s not a ‘loyal’ Democrat. What a stupid way to run a country.”
Ummm…wow. Good for him, right? I’m just still…so…shocked.
Now please excuse me while I go roll up my windows, because I’m pretty sure it’s about to start snowing in Charleston
(Except that it totally isn’t, because the heat index today is supposed to be 115 degrees. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN DEGREES. I am sitting in my air-conditioned office with a fan blowing on me drinking cold water and I’m still sweating. I’ve about freaking had it with this*. I actually hung up on Peter yesterday when he called and told me that it was 79 degrees in Massachusetts. Of course I immediately called him back and told him that I loved him, but he was very amused by it. Anyway, I’m Hooooooottttt!)
(*Please do not throw this back in my face when I am complaining every single day about the horrendous cold I am about to face with a New England winter, k?)