You have much, much, MUCH more important things to be doing right now than thinking about Harry Potter. STOP IT.
Do you not realize that all of the sudden, you are moving 995 miles in about 2 months? Do you not realize what kind of heroic planning that is going to take? Shouldn’t you be calling moving companies and notifying banks and getting the utilities switched out of your name or whatever magical things need to happen before you pack up your crap and drive 17 hours?
And also, you need to get an oil change. I cannot believe you have forgotten this again. You are a disaster. Your car hates you and will probably blow itself up just to spite you in some horrid, scary backwoods town in the middle of South Carolina where people will leer at you.
And you know how you are going to North Carolina this weekend to see your fabulous Great Aunt and Uncle [Hey guys! I’m going to be out of town this weekend!] and you still don’t quite know how to get to Liberty, N.C.? Maybe you should get on that. Directions are a good thing.
But noooooo, you’re too busy watching the trailer for Order of the Phoenix 9,734 times. You’re too busy contemplating the fact that Harry might DIE. You’re too busy lamenting the fact that the series is almost over and you still don’t have some very, very important questions answered (like how did Hermione know how to get into Diagon Alley the first time? Did someone from the school go with her like Hagrid did with Harry?) (Ok, admittedly my Very Very Important Questions are somewhat…less important, now that I see them in writing.) And you are much MUCH too busy re-reading every single book AGAIN, for the eleventy billionth time now.
You’re priorities are out of place. Stop it.
The very smart, wise voice in your head.
Dear VSW voice in my head,