When I first heard that Joe Francis (the creator of the odious Girls Gone Wild franchise) was arrested on Tuesday, I couldn’t help but smile a little. Not that it hasn’t happened before, and not that I thought it would come to anything, but anything that makes that smug creep suffer a little bit makes me happy. He was being held on violating a contempt of court charge, which was pretty minor, but then he spent a night in prison and today, things got much worse for ol’ Joe. Turns out trying to bribe a security guard and sneaking prescription pills into jail isn’t actually legal, even if you’ve exploited your way into a multi-million dollar empire. Now he’s facing a 5-year prison term in a Federal Prison, and he cried as he was led away in handcuffs today.
Perhaps you aren’t bothered by Girls Gone Wild as I am. Perhaps you think that it is nothing more than drunk sluts looking for a way to claw their way onto the D-list, and that it isn’t hurting anyone. Perhaps you don’t think he deserves to be lambasted. If so, you need to go read this article right now, and just realize what a filthy, vile man he is. It’s long, but it is incredibly insightful and well-written and it will make your skin crawl. This man deserves every bad thing that comes to him. Oh, and Joe, you know how you told that reporter:
“I’ve been anally raped over and over by the media.”
You think the media was bad? You just wait.