Late night snark

Unabashedly stolen from Daily Kos

“New Rule: Mitt Romney must stop using the state of Massachusetts as a punchline unless he prefaces it with, “Y’know the state that is so horribly liberal I chose to live and raise my family there for the last 30 years…” You don’t hear Bush shitting on Texas or Cheney making fun of Transylvania.” —Bill Maher –

“Halliburton is moving its headquarters to Dubai to avoid paying taxes in the United States. Isn’t that crazy? When did Halliburton start paying taxes?” —Jay Leno –

“The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff recently upset gay activists because he said, ‘a homosexual act between two individuals is immoral.’ Then the chairman added, ‘Unless it’s two chicks.'” —Conan O’Brien


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