Late night snark

Unabashedly stolen from Daily Kos

“New Rule: Mitt Romney must stop using the state of Massachusetts as a punchline unless he prefaces it with, “Y’know the state that is so horribly liberal I chose to live and raise my family there for the last 30 years…” You don’t hear Bush shitting on Texas or Cheney making fun of Transylvania.” —Bill Maher –

“Halliburton is moving its headquarters to Dubai to avoid paying taxes in the United States. Isn’t that crazy? When did Halliburton start paying taxes?” —Jay Leno –

“The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff recently upset gay activists because he said, ‘a homosexual act between two individuals is immoral.’ Then the chairman added, ‘Unless it’s two chicks.'” —Conan O’Brien


Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: