Bloody ‘ell! 95% (!!) of Britons are dirty, dirty (but lovely, hilarious) bastards.
Did y’all know that Mary Louise Parker was dating Denny? Izzy is going to be so pissed to find out that he’s alive!
This is the definition of schadenfreude (actually, this is the definition, in case you didn’t have an amazing English teacher in high school that taught you to be sarcastically arrogant and vocabularily diverse!). I freaking hate these stupid magnets. Because seriously? Do you think that you putting a magnet on your SUV actually means you are helping support the troops? Do you think they are seeing any of the profits from that? I once saw one of those yellow ribbons that said “I support Chinese magnet factories!” I almost wrecked my car because I was laughing so hard. Now THAT I would put on my car.
HEY HEY HEY EVERYONE!! There’s going to be an eclipse today!!