These two quotes from Overheard in New York made m…

These two quotes from Overheard in New York made me laugh out loud:

Fat college guy on cell: I only read books with robot insects on the cover. If it doesn’t have robot insects, I slap a sticker on. Pride and Prejudice? Robot insects on the cover makes it better.

–Metro-North

Overheard by: Ferry

Guy to friend: Look, the root of the problem is that you have a shrine dedicated to semi-colons in your closest! I don’t care if they’re the god of all punctuation marks, that’s just weird!

–Stuyvesant High School

via Overheard in New York, Feb 7, 2007

If ya’ll don’t read this site, you should. It consistently makes me double up in hilarity. My all time favorite quote from them was from sometime in 2005:

Guy 1: Who do you think is better, Mr. T or Bernie Mac?

Guy 2: Obviously Mr. T. He uses pronouns more efficiently.

Brilliant

 

 


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