Happy Memorial Day to everyone! I especially want to thank my Daddy, who served as a Marine in Vietnam.
Daddy, thanks for protecting your loins and allowing me to embarrass you on the internet.
Love you!
Things I learned last night May 23, 2009
1. 1 Hour is not too far to drive for awesome Clam Chowder
2. What a shortstop is. It is virtually impossible to live in Massachusetts and avoid learning about baseball. And I’ve tried so hard.
3. 7 pints of Bass is 1 too many. I shoulda stopped at 6.
4. Townie bars in Fairhaven, Massachusetts are SCARY.
5. Unless they have good clam chowder. And unless I can pick up the tab for our entire party of four (though one of them was pregnant, so she’s a pretty damn cheap date) for under $60.
6. I have good friends who let me sleep on their sofa. And who mysteriously get my car from the bar to their house.
7. I need to start drinking more. 7 beers should not give me a hangover. I’m out of practice. See what happens when I leave the south?
!! May 20, 2009
Oh my god, y’all! I’m back!
So, it’s probably just a good idea to pretend that those last few months where I haven’t written a goddamn word were actually full of witty repartee and fabulous jokes. We’ll all be better off that way.
So let’s just get all this yadda yadda shit out of the way, alright?
I still live in Massachusetts. I moved to Plymouth in February and it is practically dripping with pilgrims. In fact, I actually live with two honest-to-god pilgrims. No really. They work at Plymouth Plantation. How ridiculously cool is that?
I’m still working for my giant non-profit and it still pays the bills and I don’t hate it very much.
And this past weekend I went to Washington DC where I held a meteorite worth 1 million dollars that fell in Egypt in the 1910 and, I quote here, “Burned a dog to ashes in mere seconds.” Also I held another meteorite that is 4.5 BILLION years old and is literally the oldest thing on the planet. I’m pretty sure that makes me the coolest person that you know.
Jealous?
And because I’ve sorta forgotten how to be funny in writing here’s a link to the best thing I’ve found on the innernets in ages: Texts from last night. You probably shouldn’t read this at work, because it made tears stream down my face and I tee-teed in my pants a little bit. On several occasions.
Are people still even reading this site? You should comment and let me know if I should try to revive it.
A belated thanks January 22, 2009
Hi All.
I just wanted to tell everyone “thanks.”
My inbox has been flooded with emails that have made me feel so wonderful. Some from dear friends, some from strangers, but all so very meaningful.
When people ask me how I’m doing, my response is “actually, really well.” This has been the oddest breakup I’ve ever gone though in that it hasn’t been awkward and it hasn’t been (terribly) hard. Maybe it is because it was so mutual, maybe it’s because Pete and I had both come to the conclusion that it was bound to happen…I don’t know. But I do know that the wonderful emails and comments and calls that I have gotten have made it so much easier.
How did I get so lucky to garner such support? I feel so grateful to all of you…really. Thank you.
Transitions January 14, 2009
I’m sorry that I haven’t been posting here lately. I’ve only had one thing to talk about and I haven’t much felt like talking about it. But I can’t deny it anymore, so here goes:
My relationship has fallen apart.
Pete and I broke up, officially, on Monday. We broke up unofficially last Monday and even more unofficially a couple of months ago. The fact is we’ve both been pretty miserable for quite some time, and I got to the point where I couldn’t handle it anymore.
Nothing big happened- no huge fight, no betrayals, no drama. We just stopped loving each other. We’re too different and our friendship wasn’t strong enough to pull us through the difficulties a relationship can bring.
So I’m in the process of trying to figure out what in the hell I’m doing and where I’m going and how I’m going to survive. I know I can do it, because I’m strong and independent and smart, but it’s still pretty damn scary.
I’m sorry I’ve been silent about this, but I have a hard time admitting when there is a problem in my life that I don’t know how to fix.
Being alone in New England is a place that I never thought I’d be in, but here I am.
Acclimated December 9, 2008
Well, it’s official: I’m acclimated to New England. On Sunday morning, when Pete got up to go to church, he looked out the window and said “it’s snowing!” I opened one eye and said “is it sticking?” He said that it was, but not much. I asked him to open the blinds so Sophie could look at it (mesmerized!) and I barely glanced outside to see that it was falling pretty hard.
It was three hours later that I actually opened a curtain so I could really look at it, and my response to myself and Sophie was: “Damnation.”
Do you remember my rection to the first snow last year?
Let’s just say I was a little excited. Crazily excited.
Now I’m a jaded New Englander who is not impressed by snow. Not at all.
In happy news: It’s going to be 60 degrees tomorrow!! Now THAT is something to get out of bed about!
A conversation Tuesday night November 21, 2008
While sitting in front of the fireplace and musing about James Bond (Weird!):
Pete: Well, of course you know who the best James Bond is, right?
Me: Of course! It’s Sean Connery.
Pete: Right!
Me: The first and the best.
Pete: Sean Connery wasn’t the first James Bond
Me: (jerking around to look at him, startled) Say what?! Of course he was!
Pete: No, he wasn’t. There was one guy before him. He was only in one movie. The one where James Bond got married.
Me: No, you’re thinking of On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. That was, like, the sixth movie or something. I can’t remember that James Bond’s name, but that’s the guy who only did one. (It’s George Lazenby, I found out.)
Pete: No, that wasn’t the one. It was the one where he got married…the first one…and then at the end..
Me: Yeah…then at the end his wife got shot. I remember. It’s On her Majesty’s Secret Service. And that wasn’t the first James Bond. The first James Bond was Dr. No. Starring Sean Connery.
Pete: You’re wrong.
Me: Oh HELL NO! I am not wrong…I am 100% sure of this.
Pete: Come on…I was born in the 70s and I’m a boy…I know these things.
Me: Woah…you may be a boy and have disco fever, but I was once a strange 11 year old who read every single James Bond book and watched every single James Bond movie and had my life planned out exactly about how I was going to become a spy when I grew up (back me up here, Mom!). Seriously…I’m right.
Pete: Wanna bet?
Me: YES! Of course…because I’m right.
Pete: OK, what’s the bet.
Me: If I’m right, I’ll clean the kitchen every day for a week…even when I cook. If I’m wrong, for a whole week, you have to pick up my shoes wherever I leave them (he HATES this) AAAAND you have to make the bed every day.
Pete: I already make the bed everyday!
Me: Yes, but you have to do it without bitching that I’m not helping you.
Pete: …
Pete: OK, deal!
Me: You’re going to learn a very valuable lesson about doubting my capacity for trivial knowledge…
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Yesterday, on gmail chat:
Me: Have fun picking up my shoes, Jackass!
http://www.klast.net/bond/drno.html
Him: Damn.
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My “predictions” November 7, 2008
OK, let this be a lesson to me that I have NO IDEA what I’m talking about when it comes to predictions. Let’s visit what I got wrong, shall we?
Of the Swing States, I think Obama will win Virginia, Nevada, Colorado, North Dakota, Missouri, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, and Ohio.
What actually happened:
Obama won Virginia, Nevada, Colorado, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, and Ohio.
McCain held North Dakota and Missouri
I think McCain will hang on to Arizona, Montana, Indiana, North Carolina, and Florida.
What actually happened:
Obama won North Carolina (which was the biggest shocker of all to me), Indiana, and Florida.
McCain won Arizona and Montana.
I don’t think there will be any other surprises, but I think it will be very close in Ohio, Colorado, Florida and Indiana.
Surprises? Indiana, North Carolina, that freaking one electoral vote in Nebraska. Turns out Ohio, Colorado, and Florida weren’t so close after all.
With those results:
Obama: 325 Electoral Votes
McCain: 213 Electoral Votes
Hooboy. Wrong again. Actual results:
Obama: 364
McCain: 174
Wow. Even I was thinking it would be closer than that…
I think Obama will win the popular vote easily, with a 10% margin.
He did win the popular vote easily, but not with a 10% margin- he only made it to 8%. That, however, is still quite remarkable. Especially when you consider that it works out to somewhere near 8 MILLION votes. Wow.
I don’t think the Democrats will get to the magic number of 60 votes, but I think they will win at least 56 with Kay Hagan (NC), Jean Shaheen (NH), Al Franken (MN), and Begich (AK- the guy running against Ted Stevens) all winning. I hope, hope, hope to see Jim Martin defeat the detestable Saxby Chambliss in Georgia. In fact, I actually donated money to Jim Martin’s campaign because I hate Chambliss so much, but I don’t think Martin will be able to win.
What actually happened: They didn’t get to 60, but at the moment they are sitting happily at 57 with Kay Hagan (Yay!) and Jean Shaheen winning outright. Frankin and Begich are still undecided- with an automatic recount in the Franken race because it is so close and Begich and Stevens still waiting for the tens of thousands of absentee, early, and provisional ballots to be counted. At this point, Franken is trailing and Begich is leading- but they are both far from decided. And on that note, WTF, Alaska? HE’S A CONVICTED FELON!
The excellent news out of Georgia is that they are going to a runoff! Chambliss won by a little, but in GA candidates must get at least 51% of the vote to win. Chambliss only got 49.8% Runoff is on Dec 2. Here’s hoping Dems will come out again!
I think the Democrats will do well in the house as well, but I’m not following those races enough to be able to predict anyone winning.
And they did, quite well.
I don’t think there will be any snafus of a Florida 2000 level, but I think there will be several states that finally come in very late and very contested tonight.
I don’t think it will matter. Obama will win early.
I was actually correct on all of these predictions. Looks like everything went smoothly and quickly. NC and MO were very late in reporting- in fact, CNN STILL hasn’t called MO for McCain, though most others have.
But I was right. I didn’t matter. Obama DID Win early. Considering that in 2004 I was weeping at 4 AM and Kerry didn’t concede until the next day, getting to bed before 1 AM was quite wonderful! And we knew he won much earlier that that. As soon as Ohio was called (and on some stations, as soon at PA was called), people knew McCain was done. I just stayed up to watch the speeches.
What this means November 5, 2008
Many of you know that my education is in History. Specifically American History. Specifically Ante-Bellum American History. Specifically the American South in the 18th Century.
In that focus, it’s impossible to not study and be aware of the impact of slavery and race in our history. To say it is important is a great understatement. It is the lasting carryover of our dark, shameful history in this country. Slavery and racism is our sad legacy and the lasting effects of it can be felt all over America.
I’m writing this not as a joyful, gleeful, hopeful Democrat (which, naturally, I AM!), but as an observer and student of the history of our country. What I’m about to write is not partisan.
Last night, as I was watching Obama’s acceptance speech, tears were streaming down my face. And it wasn’t even his eloquent, beautiful words. It was a keen awareness of the fact that I was watching history being made. I was a part of history. The feeling and the awareness was overwhelming to me. It’s something I’ve never felt before- not truly.
“Watching history being made” is a statement that is bandied about without much concern for what it means these days. People always think that what happens in their lifetimes will be everlasting, but it isn’t the case. Almost everything becomes a footnote, only focused on and studied by historians with specific, esoteric fields of study. The 2000 and 2004 elections will not be widely remembered in 200 years. I’m even prepared to say that George Bush will not be widely remembered- even though his is officially our most unpopular president ever. Kids in advanced history classes in High School will memorize his name and some cute little mnemonic to remember that he was 43, but his legacy- good or bad- will not endure for centuries. I know it is hard to imagine, given our passions about him and his politics, but people were just as passionate about Taft (remembered for getting stuck in his bathtub) and Chester A. Arthur (remembered for his especially ridiculous facial hair).
But what happened last night was different. This is a date that little kids will have to memorize. This is a man who statues will be built for and High Schools will be named after. This isn’t politics, this is an honest-to-god defining moment in American History. This is as significant as Cornwallis surrendering to George Washington in Yorktown, VA. This is as significant as a group of soldiers in Charleston, S.C firing on US Soldiers at Ft. Sumter. This is as significant as the Constitutional Convention. This is a Pearl Harbor.
That we have gone from a Nation built on the back of slaves only 150 years ago, and a nation that murdered black men and women trying to vote 70 years ago to a country that just elected a black man as our leader is something to truly be proud of. Our changing nation is miraculous.
I feel like this is a moment to savor- a moment to ignore the political squabbling and the division and the arguments and the anger and frustration and disappointment (and trust me, as a Democrat, boy do I ever know how you feel) and to just embrace that we have become a nation that has just thrown off the largest lasting yoke of inequality in this country. Today, we are truly all Americans. We truly all have a voice. We truly belong to one United nation.
I am so awed. And so proud.
World Changing November 5, 2008
I am truly overwhelmed by the historical significance of this moment. I cannot put it into words just yet…but this is beautiful.
Predictions November 4, 2008
Of the Swing States, I think Obama will win Virginia, Nevada, Colorado, North Dakota, Missouri, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, and Ohio.
I think McCain will hang on to Arizona, Montana, Indiana, North Carolina, and Florida.
I don’t think there will be any other surprises, but I think it will be very close in Ohio, Colorado, Florida and Indiana.
With those results:
Obama: 325 Electoral Votes
McCain: 213 Electoral Votes
I think Obama will win the popular vote easily, with a 10% margin.
I don’t think the Democrats will get to the magic number of 60 votes, but I think they will win at least 56 with Kay Hagan (NC), Jean Shaheen (NH), Al Franken (MN), and Begich (AK- the guy running against Ted Stevens) all winning. I hope, hope, hope to see Jim Martin defeat the detestable Saxby Chambliss in Georgia. In fact, I actually donated money to Jim Martin’s campaign because I hate Chambliss so much, but I don’t think Martin will be able to win.
I think the Democrats will do well in the house as well, but I’m not following those races enough to be able to predict anyone winning.
I don’t think there will be any snafus of a Florida 2000 level, but I think there will be several states that finally come in very late and very contested tonight.
I don’t think it will matter. Obama will win early.
What do you think? Will there be any surprises? Please share!
Today’s the day! November 4, 2008
No excuses. Go out and vote.
I was planning on voting this morning and coming in late to work, but Pete surprised me by saying that he really wanted us to go and vote together. He said he’s never been excited about a presidential election before, but that I’ve inspired him to become politically active, so he wanted us to be there together to vote. Being a teacher, he can’t go in late, so instead I’m going to leave work a little early and we’re going to vote this evening. I doubt out little tiny town will be a madhouse, but lots of my coworkers who vote in Boston have been coming in this morning with tales of very, very long lines and lots of excited voters.
I can hardly stand it. I am so excited that I’m bouncing around.
Regardless of the outcome or the politics of it, voting is a very beautiful thing in our country. I hope everyone takes advantage of this amazing privilege.
Oh yeah, Pete’s school held a mock election yesterday and Obama won by a landslide!
Rachael! November 3, 2008
Is anyone else watching the Rachael Maddow Show on MSNBC?
I’m totally loving her. I usually hate pundit shows, regardless of their slant, simply because I can’t stand to hear talking heads yelling at each other. But her show is teriffic. Yes, she’s liberal, and unashamedly so, but she does have republicans and right-wingers on her show. She’s very calm and reasonable, and even when they are screaming at her she gives them this little satisfied smirk and stays calm-it pisses them off so much. She’s getting great ratings, too, which is heartening. It’s nice to have a woman heading a political show.
It’s on MSNBC at 9, after Keith Olbermann (who I can only stand for a little bit at a time).
Don’t Forget! November 3, 2008
Don’t forget to Vote tomorrow! Remember, the rule is: if you don’t vote, you don’t get to bitch!
No one wants to give up that right!
Oh my comments October 30, 2008
Y’all, that post yesterday is getting some serious comments. Albeit, they are only from 5 people, but still very impressive! You should read them, readers!
